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※ JENNA MARBLES SENTENCE STARTERS, PT. XIII ※

starters from jenna’s 11 most recent videos! feel free to change names/pronouns/zodiac signs/etc.! more jenna sentences

MY BOYFRIEND COOKS MY FAVORITE DESSERT

• “Is that what that is?”
  
• “You say standing, I say upright leisuring.”
  
• “I think it’s subtle.”
  
• “It is pretty subtle; I didn’t notice you.”
  
• “Did you just choke?”
  
• “Sometimes, we just can’t find delicious things that both of us can enjoy.”
  
• “Why are you wearing that helmet?”
  
• “Are you going to wear that the whole time?”
  
• “Wait, so I’m cooking all of the cupcakes?”
  
• “Do I look like someone that’s gonna bake today?”
  
• “I will walk out and I will come back when these cupcakes are ready if you make fun of me one more time.”
  
• “I’ll probably just wing it.”
  
• “I want cupcakes, not Aries shit.”
  
• “A lot of people seem to think that, if you are a vegan, that I wake up every day just with a craving for some carrots.”
  
• “Do I look like a rabbit to you?”
  
• “I’m not here to eat lettuce.”
  
• “You don’t get this very average-looking 31-year-old body from sitting around eating spinach.”
  
• “A “piece of cake” is really open to interpretation.”
  
• “This is a predetermined portion, so, if you have five, that’s on you.”
  
• “I just wanna go enjoy cupcakes with my boyfriend in the middle of the night.”
  
• “We should open a cupcake shop that stays open twenty-four hours a day.”
  
• “Can I get one “this is why mom doesn’t fucking love you”?”
  
• “That actually is making me feel safer, somehow.”
  
• “What’s the point of this, by the way?”
  
• “This is what Julien does. Like, he knows enough conversational Spanish to make absolute nonsense Spanish sentences.”
  
• “Don’t try and drag Virgos, they know everything that’s in the house and where it is. Don’t even try.”
  
• “Imagine if I dropped this right now, and it just shattered glass everywhere, and it was all for nothing.”
  
• “Why are you breathing so hard?”
  
• “I’m self conscious about my breathing.”
  
• “This is what not planning out portions looks like.”
  
• “Are you relaxed yet?”
  
• “Can you just, like, maybe, relax?”
  
• “Someone has not done that to me in so long.”
  
• “If this is a mess, I apologize.”
  
• “It could or it couldn’t; we’re trusting that it won’t.”
  
• “Does that look like the trash to you?”
  
• “Three and a half cups of powdered sugar? Honestly? Worth it.”
  
• “There’s nothing gentle about this.”
  
• “That’s very creative, but I don’t wanna eat that.”
  
• “I just got some paper in that bite.”
  
• “Why did you just burn your finger on purpose?”
  

REACTING TO COMPILATION VIDEOS OF ME 3

• “It is not easy to do that.”
  
• “Normally, the funny moments for you are miserable for me.”
  
• “Don’t you like when I just defy you?”
  
• “You pull out a hammer to cut an onion, Julien…!”
  
• “It doesn’t count as a mustache if it’s accompanied by a beard.”
  
• “Beards do not have to also include mustaches.”
  
• “I could destroy you for an hour in this argument, so maybe we table this.”
  
• “Why do you put up with me sometimes?”
  
• “This is infinitely annoying.”
  
• “You just wanted a reaction.”
  
• “I was just trying to annoy you. It was worth it.”
  
• “It is a good time to mess with you.”
  
• “It is a masterpiece.”
  
• “It’s all about how it makes you feel.”
  
• “I am not a robot 2k18.”
  
• “You started something that I can no longer stop, now.”
  
• “I’m just saying I’ve never seen you two in the same room.”
  
• “That is what the internet is for.”
  

WE BOUGHT A HOUSE

• “This is something that I have been saving for since any of you have known me.”
  
• “I’m terrified the whole time.”
  
• “I’m terrified of everything.”
  
• “It’s been my only goal.”
  
• “I just see a terrifying responsibility.”
  
• “We have chosen to be as independent as possible.”
  
• “You can fix some things. Not all things.”
  
• “Where the hell are you guys?”
  
• “I don’t want to think about it too much — I will cry.”
  
• “I’m always the one who stands.”
  
• “We had prom in here.”
  
• “I don’t do any formal living - I only do casual living.”
  
• “Um, fam, why’d you lock me in here?”
  
• “Please, for the love of god, promise me.”
  
• “This is my favorite place ever.”
  
• “There’s a stuffed animal backpack and a hat that says sexy from Pigeon Forge, Tennessee.”
  
• “As you can tell, I’m a lady of sophistication.”
  
• “I’m gonna keep this hopefully forever.”
  
• “We’ll show you the dungeon next time.”
  
• “What — shit, was I not supposed to tell about the dungeon?”
  
• “If you hate it, that’s fine too.”
  

TRYING TO DECORATE OUR HOUSE

• “We still have so much stuff to do.”
  
• “Everybody can see us just butt-ass naked up there.”
  
• “Honestly, if you’re standing somewhere else in the room, it looks fine.”
  
• “Are you making me build the table?”
  
• “I’ve got weak arms. I’m kidding, they’re like the strongest part of my body, they’re enormous.”
  
• “No nude portraits, Julien. I’m barely nude in front of myself, okay?”
  
• “That’s one of the seven deadly sins. Vanity, gluttony, greed, stools.”
  
• “You fuck it up and then you yell at me when I tell you you fucked it up.”
  
• “There are no directions. Most things don’t come with directions. It’s a suggestion pamphlet, that’s it.”
  
• “Nothing says I’m building a table quite like not having any shoes on.”
  
• “This is coming from the person that had paper curtains for the longest time.”
  
• “I don’t know how this works, I don’t know how to do any of this.”
  
• “Should we just change our whole entire goal today?”
  
• “I don’t know where all of my forks have gone.”
  
• “That’s absolutely not where that came from.”
  
• “I think we took steps backwards, today.”
  
• “This is a gigantic waste of time.”
  
• “Look at the bright side. I don’t know what it is, just look at it.”
  
• “How do people have the will to do this nonstop?”
  
• “I don’t know what the fuck to put there.”
  
• “It’s a skill that I just do not have.”
  
• “Things we’ve learned today: 1) Christian rock bumps. 2) Shopping for things in the world and not on the Internet is a gigantic waste of time.”
  
• “Honestly, leaving the house is a waste of time.”
  

GIVING MYSELF EYELASH EXTENSIONS

• “I’m rare, like a dragon.”
  
• “You’re like a dragon. You scream loud.”
  
• “I will never be using that.”
  
• “I felt like she just didn’t like me.”
  
• “If it has controversial reviews, give it to me. I can’t wait to try it.”
  
• “Wait, what? You’re gonna burn your eyes?”
  
• “I cannot be bothered with this shit.”
  
• “If it’s expensive, there’s gotta be a way to learn how to do it and do it yourself.”
  
• “I didn’t really know what was gonna happen here today.”
  
• “So far this has turned out to be a challenge.”
  
• “Julien, I need you to stop it.”
  
• “I’m not sure I’ve done anything more tedious and frustrating in my life.”
  
• “Don’t remind me that I waste my time.”
  
• “That’s not a good look, but that’s my look.”
  
• “Come on, I’m trying my best.”
  
• “I am having a good time.’
  
• “Is that too much? Do I look extra? Because I have the too much gene, and I don’t know when to stop.”
  
• “I wish I didn’t have a nose.”
  
• “Compliments like that aren’t compliments.”
  
• “I don’t know if I can make it. I don’t know if I can do it.”
  
• “I need encouragement…!”
  
• “I’ve never been tested like this.”
  
• “I need a snack and a large glass of water.”
  
• “I’m really starting to feel the consequences of my decisions.”
  
• “I’m sure these are great for someone. Not me.”
  
• “I’m not sure I’ve ever felt more uncomfortable than I do right now.”
  

MAKING MY DOG A BED OUT OF SOAP

• “I’ve been working literally all day to try and figure out how to make this work.”
  
• “I went and got three tubs of said soap.”
  
• “It doesn’t work. Trust me. I’ve been doing it all day. It doesn’t work.”
  
• “I can’t describe to you how much it smells like soap in here. It’s nauseating. Like, it almost makes your throat hurt.”
  
• “Does that feel cool?”
  
• “I love that dog… I love that dog…! I love him!”
  
• “I can’t take another failure.”
  
• “No one was ever making a bed out of soap.”
  
• “We could really be tedious about this, but, honestly? Fuck it.”
  
• “I can’t fucking believe that this is actually happening.”
  
• “This was their fault. Not mine.”
  
• “Hi, my name’s Jenna, I’m 31, and I don’t know what I’m doing with my life.”
  
• “It’s just really fun to melt soap and then mold it.”
  
• “My arms hurt, my back hurts, my legs hurt.”
  
• “I feel like I’m digging for treasure, this is so stupid.”
  
• “Why did I do this? What have I done?”
  
• “My arms are exhausted from doing that.”
  
• “Please come back, please come back, please come back.”
  
• “This was thirteen hours of work, please just look at it.”
  
• “He hates it. I’m so upset.”
  
• “Let this be the example to remember. This does not work. This is a mess.”
  
• “We’ve created ourselves quite the pickle.”
  
• “He literally doesn’t even care.”
  
• “I need to go to bed.”
  

MAKING MY BOYFRIEND A ROMPHIM

• “Who says a man can’t enjoy a beautiful flowy fabric and a flowy shape that allows you to enjoy the warm weather with freedom?”
  
• “Please don’t take any instruction from me.”
  
• “I don’t know how to sew, I just refuse to fail.”
  
• “You’re on thin ice with me already.”
  
• “If you don’t wear this, I’m gonna be genuinely offended.”
  
• “What’s your favorite part of scissors? Mine’s the handle, ‘cause it’s safe.”
  
• “I guess I don’t even really know how to put in a zipper.”
  
• “There’s no disputing it, I was stabbed.”
  
• “Um, I accidentally cut a hole in it.”
  
• “Thicc, with four and a half Cs.”
  
• “This is taking me far longer than I anticipated.”
  
• “Don’t boop my nipple.”
  
• “Look at that exquisite workmanship.”
  
• “Will you put it on backwards for me? I’m just curious.”
  
• “I’ve gathered you today to look at me. Because I’m beautiful.”
  
• “Give us a good strut.”
  
• “Now strut that little butt out of here.”
  

COME DO TERRIBLE THINGS TO MY HAIR WITH ME

• “The term ‘semi-permanent’ is absolute bullshit.”
  
• “This apparently glows under blacklight.”
  
• “If you’re expecting to look this good, expect disappointment.”
  
• “Dear hair, I’m so sorry, love, Jenna.”
  
• “I feel like this is gonna take forever.”
  
• “Just make sure you wrap it in like seventy thousand plastic bags.”
  
• “How do you feel? Do you feel beautiful?”
  
• “I can’t believe I dyed my hair navy blue seven months ago, and it’s still in here.”
  
• “I got it on my pants, I got it on my pants…”
  
• “You can’t blame me for trying.”
  
• “You’re anticipating my failure, is that what you’re saying?”
  
• “If you dye your hair navy blue, it’s just never coming out.”
  
• “It’s too late, now. Just forget it.”
  
• “It’s been thirty minutes, and I can tell nothing is gonna happen.”
  
• “Look at, that did nothing…! I feel sad.”
  
• “You always prepare for worst-case scenario. All the time.”
  
• “Did I done fuck up?”
  
• “How did I fuck up this bad?”
  
• “Something tells me my technique isn’t gonna pay off this time.”
  
• “It’s not like I’m gonna learn my lesson.”
  
• “I’m like a brunette bird of paradise.”
  

CAMOUFLAGING MYSELF INTO A CHAIR

• “I can’t come up with a list of reasons of why not. There’s only yes.”
  
• “Why is it funny if I do it, but if a makeup artist does it, they’re like, wow, this is spectacular, they deserve an award.”
  
• “Why can’t I try stuff without people thinking I’m nuts?”
  
• “We already have a timer going for eighty-four years.”
  
• “That actually looks so good on you, fuck…”
  
• “The real me has come out.”
  
• “I hope that works, because there is no plan B.”
  
• “I feel like this doesn’t look good at all.”
  
• “She doesn’t believe my feedback until she sees it for herself.”
  
• “You look like an X-Man that didn’t quite make it.”
  
• “I’m just out here being an adult.”
  
• “You did such a good fucking job.”
  
• “I’m just out here trying to have a good time. What’s your problem?”
  
• “I actually had a wonderful time.”
  
• “If you think I’m taking this off, you’re dead wrong.”
  
• “This is my nightmare.”
  
• “Send help to me.”
  

MY DOGS PICK MY MAKEUP

• “There’s no easy way to follow that up.”
  
• “Alright, that’s enough answering from you.”
  
• “Just know that we’re a little stressed.”
  
• “Knock knock, who’s there, it’s not America, freedom doesn’t knock, freedom rings.”
  
• “Later on, I will be drawing eyebrows on you.”
  
• “No matter what people tell me or do on the internet, I’m just not one of those people that does my eye makeup and then puts on foundation.”
  
• “That is a one-way ticket to just smudging everything you just did.”
  
• “I’m what you might call lazy as hell.”
  
• “This is a stupid video.”
  
• “What a sophisticated look you just picked.”
  
• “Are you enjoying yourself even though you don’t know what’s going on?”
  
• “I like to do all of my eyeshadow with one fucking brush.”
  
• “Wow, I mean, I have an audience here.”
  
• “You’re gonna have to wipe down every single box, because I’m not having this life.”
  
• “I’m still mad that you did that.”
  
• “It’s not gonna be a very fun week for you, huh?”
  
• “I kind of like it a lot.”
  
• “I get it, it’s dumb.”
  
• “Open your mouth a little wider?”
  
• “I’m coming for your brand.”
  
• “There is a wasp in here…!”
  

REACTING TO COMPILATION VIDEOS OF ME 4

• “I forgot that you made a bunch of Spider-Man jokes.”
  
• “When I’m concentrating on something that I’m really trying to pull off, I don’t hear your jokes.”
  
• “Literally did not even experience you saying that in person.”
  
• “Just fuck me up.”
  
• “Aw, he’s so cute.”
  
• “He fucking melts your heart.”
  
• “I thought you were gonna say your face is a drug. Cause I was gonna say, then I’m addicted to that.”
  
• “Are you calling me a rat?”
  
• “Honestly, that was really fucking scary. That was genuinely scary.”
  
• “We are alone in this house. You disappear, and that appears.”
  
• “That’s what you hear in the middle of the night that wakes you up.”
  
• “I blew it, man. I fucking blew everything.”
  
• “I’m too emotional to watch this stuff.”
  
• “I wish I knew how to do that.”
  
• “God? Is that you?”
  
• “God, he’s cute.”
  
• “Wow, right on time.”
  
• “Did you know that we’re laughing about you?”
  
• “What the fuck is this?”
  
• “What did we do?”
  
• “I’m feeling personally attacked right now.”
  
• “They literally look at me and go ‘oh, no’, and then they don’t know what to do.”
  
• “I’m feeling attacked.”
  
• “Please stop making fun of my eyebrows 2k18.”